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scribblescgl:

PLEASE TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME

Tag(s): #amazing
Tag(s): #aubree

dearnonacepeople:

there should be asexual parties. we start it off with the dry teeshirt contest where whoevers shirt is softest wins, spin the bottle, who ever it lands on shares a peice of cake with the spinner, then seven minutes in heaven is where you take a 7 minute power nap and people head to the bedrooms to hardcore cuddle.

-Ezzy

Tag(s): #ivory
Tag(s): #cat
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magiofkou:

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
NONE: nobody likes you

(Source: cucumber-sorbet)

guy:

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

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masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.